…um, alpha?
I’m still confused.
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Is now the time to admit that I had literally never noticed that the name at the top of the page was Mystery Science Discourse 3000?
…and this thread now suddenly makes sense. 
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Most important of all… when will it go to ludicrous speed and from beta to alpha then plaid?
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We’re talking about this Discourse. Not the Gizmoplex.
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Nothing to see here
As far as I know it hasn’t been available until today. So before today I guess they were calling it in development? What’s in a label anyways?
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Oh…um… Ahem… Carry on then.
Whistles innocently
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I think we should skip straight to Epsilon
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I thought maybe I missed something,
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I’m gonna give this technically-incorrectly-worded-but-we-all-know-what-the-OP-meant question a bump. It’s been about a year and I feel like this forum has admirably performed as a forum. Let’s bump this bad boy to Version 1.0, says I!
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And skip the next two letters? Because after Beta it’s… GAMMA-ra and then DELTA-Knights.
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And then Invasion of the EPSILON. That was a movie, right?
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I don’t know. What if they decide that Discourse isn’t right for us?
Exhibit 379:
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Stick it to the man! Post 25% of the replies!
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If beta usually comes after alpha, then what happened to the alpha version of this forum? Is it still out there somewhere, watching us? 
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The Alphas are living in the gym.
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We have a gym here?
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I don’t mess around with gym.
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Two solos:
(Fun fact: the original theme’s composer, Joe Harnell, was voice actor Jess Harnell’s Dad.)
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