Mighty Jack and the Beanstalk. Featuring Abbott and Costello who enlist a flying submarine to reach the top of a beanstalk for fame and fortune.
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Wild Geese Rebels. A stock car driver and a biker gang are tasked with rescuing the deposed leader of an African nation before he’s executed, only to be double-crossed by their employer.
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Being from Another Planet of the Apes. A second strange sarcophagus is uncovered. You better bring the Chiquita Bananas.
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We forgot the famous Beau Brummel Bridges of Madison County!
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Freaky Friday The 13th
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Blumhouse did that in 2020 with “Freaky”, where Vince Vaughn as a serial killer whose soul gets swapped with a high school girl.
(Edit: I’ll teach YOU to remove my full quote, Discourse!)
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Attack of the Million Eye Creatures of Sumuru
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Star Trek Wars: A New Spock
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Dark Star Trek (in which a beach ball alien drives Spock up a wall, literally and figuratively)
Star Wars of the Roses
The Trouble with Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets
Fast Times at Ridgemont High Anxiety
Ferris Bueller’s Day of the Jackal
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A charismatic high school senior fakes sickness to take his ninth day off of school in order to assassinate Charles de Gaulle.
5 Likes
Mac and Super-size Me
A documentary filmmaker and his alien sidekick record one month of overdosing on nauseating fast food and carbonated sugar water.
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The Wild Ones World of Batwoman
A biopic/sports movie called Catalina Kaepernick
Hamlet The Right One In
StarCrash (Starcrash + Crash)
The Land That Time After Time
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Night Of The Living Daylights
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Sean Connery, George Lazenby and Roger Moore come back from the dead to attack the new 007, Timothy Dalton.
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Would you call that A Brief History of Tim?
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Tim would just put them on a small train cart headed out of a cave and then go star in Never Say Neverending Story.
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Been on a Holmes kick lately, so…
The Huckleberry Hound of the Baskervilles
A Study in Captain Scarlet
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The Wizard of Speed and Time Bandits – a child and several dwarfs make a high speed run through spacetime…
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Ooh, how about “The Wizard of Infinity War”: 12 year-old Fred Savage gets a cool gauntlet for controlling his Nintendo and accidentally wipes out half of all life forms in the universe. 
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…painstakingly (painfully?) stop-motion animated by Keanu Reeves, Dennis Hopper, and Sandra Bullock.
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