Tell me you're an MST3K fan without telling me you're an MST3K fan

[TheBindingPolymer]

Which show?

[justabob]

Something nice. I’m easy.

But you would guess that for just a dinner and a show.

[LindaWine]

How can I keep this from Gladys?

[Senbazuru42]

When I shut down my computer for the day, I say, “SLEEP!”

[CLANG_Potroast]

I miss those home shopping channels. Y’know, the kind which sold stuff that only a mad scientist’s goofy henchman would love.

[Aquarius]

Fact: In addition to my huge greatness, I’m quite a guy.

[bellwire]

Thanks glad to be aboard… ready for the ride.

[pondoscp]

Sideburns don’t need your sympathy.

[ArtCrow]

I am very respectful towards someone’s rent-to-own couch.

[wyswysia]

I can tell you a documentary-length’s amount about The War Civil. For one thing, there was a really good buffet in Gettysburg.

[CLANG_Potroast]

I’m craving a Mesozoic Ranch dino-steak for lunch, but they’re closed Mondays!!

[JimKada]

I could go for a “Flame grilled, deep fried, crime against nature”. I’ll meet you there!

[srmcd1]

Sometimes I’m trying to move something that’s stuck and each time I try to move it, I’ll say, “Mark Seven…! Mark Seven…! MARK SEVEN, DAMMIT!”

[optiMSTie]

I never refer to my car’s gas tank as being empty; I say that it contains E gallons.

[klcorridon]

I do loves me some Willie Lo Mein.

[srmcd1]

Whenever I see baby oil on the shelf, I vomit profusely!

[TheBindingPolymer]

After I take a shower, I like to haul my house guests in to the station.

[jimmy_two_times]

Hoiuh, muh nahm esh Maxsh Keller. And this is … no…sorry…can’t complete this sentence without laughing! … /* ETA OK, fine, it’s my hamster…named…Henry…and it’s totally not a gerbil and he just loves running around in my van! fine! */

[stevengbass]

I practice the deadly art of Gymkata.

[CLANG_Potroast]

None of my friends or family even bat an eye these days at my interpretive-dance-and-Theremin-playing performances. No matter how many walls I crash into.