Hmm… familiar with the homes of Russian Oligarchs? Are you really Double-O-Paul?! Now I have an image of you as a Sean Bean-esque secret agent.
I bitterly resent these foreign oligarchs taking good jobs away from my corn shuckin’ god fearin’ HOME GROWN oligarchs, by damn!!
(And take that smooching somewhere else, too!!)
Looks like the kind of home that would spark a (French) Revolution.
I admit, I’m curious how that looks from the inside.
Hmmm…open floor plan…but…
I’d be too worried about claymation monsters and spaceships running around the place. But on the other hand, steak milk!
Well. SOMEBODY had a vision.
After eating some funny-looking mushrooms they found growing in the woods.
You’re buying 28 acres in Montana. The buildings are a “bonus”.
Also, the phrase “designed to be off-grid” has a bit of a Deliverance vibe.
This is great! I can cook with the family AND we can dance The Horah at the same time!!
Looking at that bandstand in the background - you can rock out with your co…ok - ing utensils out
So now you know what the house looks like before, during, and after an earthquake.
Gah. The combination of super cluttered rooms and bare spaces is making me twitch.
Let’s see… oven, drum kit, Marshall stack and piles of plates. Perfect!
Crockery? More like ‘Rockery’ ammirite?
Also - is that a fully decked Xmas tree in the background?