Hmm… familiar with the homes of Russian Oligarchs? Are you really Double-O-Paul?! Now I have an image of you as a Sean Bean-esque secret agent.
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I bitterly resent these foreign oligarchs taking good jobs away from my corn shuckin’ god fearin’ HOME GROWN oligarchs, by damn!!
(And take that smooching somewhere else, too!!)
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Looks like the kind of home that would spark a (French) Revolution.
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I admit, I’m curious how that looks from the inside.
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Hmmm…open floor plan…but…
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I’d be too worried about claymation monsters and spaceships running around the place. But on the other hand, steak milk!
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Well. SOMEBODY had a vision.
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After eating some funny-looking mushrooms they found growing in the woods.
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You’re buying 28 acres in Montana. The buildings are a “bonus”.
Also, the phrase “designed to be off-grid” has a bit of a Deliverance vibe.
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This is great! I can cook with the family AND we can dance The Horah at the same time!!
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Looking at that bandstand in the background - you can rock out with your co…ok - ing utensils out
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So now you know what the house looks like before, during, and after an earthquake.
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Gah. The combination of super cluttered rooms and bare spaces is making me twitch.
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Let’s see… oven, drum kit, Marshall stack and piles of plates. Perfect!
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Crockery? More like ‘Rockery’ ammirite?
Also - is that a fully decked Xmas tree in the background?
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